Aces&Jacks' porn knowledge: impressive ... or frightening?

Impressive ... or frightening?

  • Impressive!

    Votes: 18 40.0%
  • Frightening

    Votes: 6 13.3%
  • BOTH!

    Votes: 15 33.3%
  • Who's Aces&Jacks?

    Votes: 6 13.3%

  • Total voters
    45
  • Poll closed .

Aces&Jacks

Retired Mod
You're kidding, right? My "ability", if you want to call it that, to recognize performers is nothing Unique.
 

SeraphiM

Retired Moderator
Impressive!

I spend most or my time saying to myself...

Wait I know her, damn it! What's her name? Awe...Shit, never mind! :D
 
Frightening - no question. :eek: ;) LOL

He probably has spent a million hours online surfing porn, probably has spent half a million dollars on DVDs, and probably never leaves the house except to buy Kleenex to catch his jizz as he :rubbel:

While the memory aspect of it is impressive, it's kinda scary that he knows SO much about ALL the performers, movies, scenes, shoots, and stars - and he isn't even "in the biz" except to mod here. :rofl2: lmao

Cheers to the knowledge. Someone has to have it, and A&J does! :hatsoff:
 

Max

Banned
You have to understand Aces&Jacks is from another planet where schools teach porn, the jobs involve porn and every aspect of thier lives is filled with porn.

We will never understand this race of people, we class them as "Aliens" to ourselves!

They have complete power to suck knowledge out of us innocent "Humans"

But do not live your life in fear...these people bring no harm...well no harm unless you hotlink!

:hatsoff:
 
if i was to imagine aces&jacks... it would be a very suave man, unbuttoned shirt, hairy chest and slicked back hair.... a sort of guy that knows women...

OR!

he is a 350 lbs guy who sits at his computer and lives breathes and sweats freeones. ID'ing is just something he has gotten good at by staring at these girls for years and years..

lol, probably a normal guy, but i would expect one of these two to walk through the door if we ever met
 
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.

Seriously there isn't anything that weird about it. Some people can name off every statistic their favorite sports team has ever put up. Some people can name off every part in a computer or car just by memory. Some people remember every line that their favorite actor has ever said in one of his movies. Aces&Jacks is just well attuned to his enjoyable hobby, like other people are to theirs. :D
 
He has "the porn gift" i have no idea how he knows all the girls he I.D's he must have them all catalogued somewhere by hair color, eye color, tattoo' s, bra size ETC....thats the only way i can explain it....or maybe hes slept with all those girls and he has a photographic memory :thumbsup:
 
D-rock said:
Seriously there isn't anything that weird about it. Some people can name off every statistic their favorite sports team has ever put up. Some people can name off every part in a computer or car just by memory. Some people remember every line that their favorite actor has ever said in one of his movies. Aces&Jacks is just well attuned to his enjoyable hobby, like other people are to theirs. :D
i agree with this statement and that pretty much says it all.
 
I like the option "Who's Aces&Jacks?"... :D

I think AJ has a very good memory.It's really impressive to remember so many names and babes!
as I've said long ago, AJ is the living porn-dictionary!!!!
 

BNF

Ex-SuperMod
It is an ability to remember and recall faces, Aces&Jacks. Everyone can do it to a degree, but you seem to do it faster and more often than the rest. (Ok, I can see why the thread title "porn knowledge" is a bit off putting.)

When you add the exact title of a DVD that the pic was taken from, well, that is above and beyond imo. :thumbsup:
 

Aces&Jacks

Retired Mod
I may see more stuff than the average guy, but really that's the extent of it. Remembering names is a result from database management. Half the time it's not a matter of whether I can remember the name but whether I can remember where I've seen the performer. So I would say half is memory and half is good research.
 
I am with Poggy on this one. The man is like a living, breathing, machine- database. Humans possess the ablity of pattern recognition, Aces&Jacks has the extra ability of porn recognition. The man never fails to amaze me. Freeones just won't be the same without him. Period.
 
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